i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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