Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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