physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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