everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do vagina's smell?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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