Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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