I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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