i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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