I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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