belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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