she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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