New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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