Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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