Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Where did you get a picture of my penis
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think I am morally bankrupt
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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