It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
