I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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