Walk of Shame today included voting.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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