Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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