I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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