Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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