About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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