butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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