I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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