I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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