went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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