nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
are you so shy because you have an std?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
