Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
