Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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