But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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