that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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