fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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