If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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