zippers are such a cool invention
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
we're so committed to being not committed
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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