On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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