My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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