the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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