If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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