Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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