I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Randomize
