If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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