Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
