you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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