This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
How naked do you want me to be?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
