She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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