ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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