She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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