who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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