This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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