Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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