For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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