dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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