At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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