what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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